here's one on ICE-CREAm

i want my life to be like....
ICE-CREAM!!
twirly whirly swirls
of creamy thick burstful of flavour,
that dissolves right away when gulp into the mouth by the immediate urge of gluttony.
ice- cream is such a amazing and magical food!
have it original, with the bold taste of vanilla,
fully appreciating the works of scrapping the vanilla beans and twirling it into the mixture
load it with a splash of liquer and handful of fruits, and a flavour of rum and raisin is conjured,
mix it with banana chunks and chocolate bits, and you can even name it Chunky Monkey for all you want!
change it from white to brown,to purple to even rainbow, and practically any fun-filled colourful shades with any edible ingredients you can find,
and make sure it is ingredients can be swallowed!
this explains why ice-cream is loved, and adored by all ages, its just too hard to resist!
an advertisement for the amazing benefits and description would read as this:
"are you bored about life?, feeling all dull and oozy?
"INTRODUCING..... the...ICE-CREAM!!"
@_@ wooo~!!!
what's an ice-cream?
firstly, it is this pure,thick,creamy mixture..
audiences:"woo~~"
WAIT!!! but that's not all!!
are you a Creator?
if not, CREATE!!!
come over here, let me show you...
marshmallows, chocolate, strawberries,jelly beans, peanut butter, caramel, cheesecake, green tea..
ANYTHING!!anything at all! just throw it in!
mix and mix the ingredients around...
vioooa laaa!!! here you have it!
your own Divine creation*tthhingg*
but, hold on hold on! dun be impatient,
its time to name it!
look at mine, i have added strawberry,blueberry,blackberry and sprinkle with pork floss!!!
It shall be called "berry hairy!!!"
come! dun be timid, dun be shy,
making ice-cream is all about "EXPLORATION!!"
be bold, be daring, you never know till you try!

Yes indeed,
this would be how i would advertise and introduce ice-cream as..
hee, i just want life to be fun, surprising and tasteful!